Why 14-year-olds don’t rule the world | Mickey Z.
Mickey Z. -- World News Trust
March 16, 2016
Spring 2003: After training my early-morning clients on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, I'd ride the N train under the East River back to the friendly confines of Astoria. I never failed to raise my eyes from whatever book I was reading to smile when the train rumbled out into the sunlight. We made it through a 100+ year-old water tunnel yet again! Hallelujah.
Once, when heading directly to a local gym for my own workout, I got off the train two stops early -- 36th Avenue, my old stomping grounds. Upon walking downstairs from the elevated station, I noticed Joe’s Pizzeria had fallen victim to Astoria’s creeping gentrification. The decades-old pizza joint had its windows covered with newspaper and was undergoing a metamorphosis into yet another Manhattan-style eatery.
Years ago, my friends and I were regulars at Joe’s (although we never got a satisfactory answer as to why it wasn’t named after Gino, the owner). We'd hit up passersby for jukebox money, order a slice, and then wait for other customers to put their money down on the counter so we could pretend it was ours to pay for the slice (and maybe even get an Italian ice, on a good night).
Through it all, Gino seemed to like us. He even sponsored our 14-and-under softball team with jerseys that unfortunately read: Joe’s Pizzera.
No spell-check back then.
Whenever we won (which we usually did), Gino would give everyone on the team a free slice. Not satisfied with the meager schedule of games provided to us by the (original) Long Island City YMCA, we’d occasionally don our jerseys on off-nights and show up with heroic tales of late-inning comebacks.
Gino never questioned our arduous softball schedule (or lack of bats and gloves), so we got more free slices. There we were, listening to what is now “classic” rock -- a group of juvenile delinquents in pizza sauce-stained jerseys -- fueling up before a long night of mischief.
These images and more came to me in a flood as I neared the soon-to-be-trendy-café. When I got closer, you see, I discovered that the newspaper being used to block out the windows of my old haunt was the first issue of Wide Angle -- a local newspaper for which I was serving as senior editor at that time. In fact, there was my very own column (named Cool Observer) facing out towards the street, being used to cover a window from which a much younger version of me once gazed.
This was definitely one of them life-flashing-before-my-eyes moments.
I played first base for the Joe’s Pizzera softball team… unusual for my size but, hey, I’ve never done the expected, I guess. I made the all-star team and my Dad wanted to come watch me. It was being played at the old L.I.C. High School yard just three blocks away from our fourth-floor walk-up… but I asked him to stay home. When you’re 14, parents are useless (unless you consider being annoying a use).
Midway through the game, I made a big play in the field and looked around at the folks clapping for me. That’s when I noticed my Dad watching near third base, trying to hide behind the entrance gate. The next inning, I doubled with the bases loaded. I ended up coming in a close second for game MVP award. I did all this while my Dad proudly and surreptitiously watched. Thankfully, he ignored my petulant edict and I was so glad he got to see me in action.
I guess that’s why 14-year-olds don’t run the world.
Joe’s Pizzeria (with or without the second “i”) is gone now and the pages of Wide Angle (also long gone now) once camouflaged its future incarnation. I wonder, what would the 14-year-old me think of all this “progress”?
Would that long-haired punk even notice the odd character with the shaved head wistfully gazing at a window covered in newspaper? Would he find any interest in the subversive message of that Cool Observer column? Would this glimpse into the future inspire curiosity… or dread?
Nah, none of that serious stuff. The 14-year-old me would’ve had only one thing to say to his elder counterpart: “Mister, ya' got a quarter?”
Postscript: The hipster eatery failed. The former “Joe’s” is back to being a plain old neighborhood pizza joint, this time called “Leo’s” (see photo).
Mickey Z. is the author of 13 books, most recently Occupy these Photos: NYC Activism Through a Radical Lens. Until the laws are changed or the power runs out, you can follow his blog here.